- I buy and sell weapons and armor.
- Cool! We need weapons. What’s free? Can we have a torch?
- Thief. Thief.
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we’re young, we’re supposed to drink too much. we’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each others brains out. we were designed to party. we owe it to ourselves to party hard. we owe it to each other. this is it. yeah so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. charles darwin said you cant make an omlet without breaking a few eggs. and that’s what its all about - breaking eggs - and by eggs, i mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class ass. if you could see yourselves… we had it all. we fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. we were so beautiful!
—Nathan, Misfits. (via in-sane-ity)
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Obama sings “I’m sexy and I know it”
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my life
obama is life ok
another one omg
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I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
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Looking back on your acting career, which of your other characters would’ve survived the arena?
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Nerdy Community
How do you even ask someone to be your valentine
how do you make them something nice without being creepy
What do you put in the card
“roses are red
violets are blue
idk I think we’re both moderately attractive and in each other’s league
and we’re both single
why isn’t this happening”Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if SOPA passes.
- Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
- Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
- Internet: We never left.
- Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
- Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
- Facebook: You're nearly there.
- Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
- Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
- Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
- Facebook: Until the end.
- Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
- Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
- Tumblr: Stay close to me.
- Internet: Always.
