Jay the Mercian

I'm just your usual Internet denizen; so let's watch too much TV, sail many ships, and debate the Oxford comma.

Oh, my mother’s returned from Italy, she arrived this afternoon.

I suppose I’ll see her tomorrow, if not then Friday. Maybe I’ll guilt her into buying me lunch? After popping into Caffe Neros this afternoon I’m a bit skint.

Remember me? The abandoned child?